cavetroll

Have a lot of delusions. None of them about flying and the Troll do.esn't talk about himself in the third party. I like most sports that don't have a ball involved, I'm to old to have sex so we don't call it that anymore. I have been given a myriad of medications lately so I stay heavily medicated, now that I'm all old and all thank you very much.

I'll Try to remain lucid long enough to introduce myself to some degree. Mean,Ornery,cantankerous,and short tempered.Rude and bullying' Now that you've met my wife. I'm the Guy with the warm sunny disposition that everyone loves. I am Troll. We have been given a bad name. It was caused by the actions of some wayward gnomes under the influence of Mushrooms or Bath Salt or something and Trolls took the rap. But, I digress. I have loved horse racing since I read "Ainsley" and shortly thereafter stumbled on a track in NJ down near the beach.I learned two things. 1) You don't have to chase them they come running back to the Finish wire where they are tired and so much easier to catch. and, 2) If you let the first three go no one notices or cares if you carry the 4th or 5th place horse over your shoulder and off the track. Alas such strange habits led to the love of watching the horses race to the finish. So here I sit . torn between the love of watching them make circles, and the taste of Steak Cheval... Well, I can tell you that all that available out of the money meat, as I call it, can add a few pounds so I found Mr. Puddles game where I can get all the Fantasy horses I want, and still lose weight. I already lost whatever a couple of hundred bucks weigh, Like Genny Craig for trolls if you can imagine. At Last I can understand the rants of Charlie Sheen. WINNING.........................