You need to create a new type of general tourney. I was thinking of calling it Handicap for Kingsport.
This tourney will be setup exclusive for the Kingsport stable. Whenever one of Kingsport horses makes the final then all other horses will carry an extra 150lbs. This added weight to others will give Kingsport a chance to win because as it is now his fatass is wearing down his horse so much they are quiting half way thru each race.
Recently audio at the finish line has picked up swearing coming from him & suprising his horses. Here is what audio has picked up.
Kingsport- "You lazy fricking horse, thats the best you can do? I cant believe I bragged about you in the forums all tourney and then you quit running 1/2 thru the final and this result is going to make me look like a asshole."
Horses- "Shutup Fattass!"
So there you have it. HRF needs to come out with this new general tourney so Kingsport can have a chance to win generals again.
I am truly touched and honored that a fellow trainer here at HRF would take time out of his semi busy schedule and think of little ol me Kingsport. A tour named after me? Tears are streaming down my face right now because of this thoughtful and heart warming gesture.
Of course the tears are from laughter since this is coming from JB the SOB.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 1, 2012
6/1/2012
2012-June-01
You know.....ROFLMFAO
LMFoxyAO!!
peace RLP...