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Most probable betting odds for the 2012 Kentucky Derby winner will be...
This year's Run for the Roses is wide open. THe winner will be between 8-1 and 15-1.
31%
2012 Derby comes down to a couple of key contenders. Expect a betting payout at less than 6-1.
25%
Different contenders are peaking at different times. Look for a longshot winning this year's Derby.
23%
It doesn't matter which horse wins the 2012 Derby because the horse I bet never wins.
21%
Total votes: 443
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Thu, 02/09/2012 - 10:52am
Winning a tournament in the great game can be easily compared to sex. The first win and the first time are both extremely exciting and memorable. After the first win and first time, you become hungry, animalistic to get more. There are cheap wins and there's cheap sex. Winning an insta is basically parallel to having sex with some cheap @#$*. Winning a mega general is like having sex with a super hottie. Running in a one horse tournament on private mode is like...you know.....getting it on in private mode.
Flyingdaaka has gone without a tournament win for 6 months. Not sure how The Flying One would behave if he went 6 months without action, but this non-tournament win thing is making Flyingdaaka moody, desperate and disenchanted. Flyingdaaka is now at the point where when he enters tournaments, he plays soft music in the background and limits the room to candlelight, hoping that will stir up the mood.
One notable difference, when Flyingdaaka wins a tournament, during the race, there are loud grunts and noises coming from The Flying One, just like when having sex. However, after a winning race, The Flying One generally parades around the house and neighborhood ranting and raving about his horses performace..soluting everything in sight, ranging from a telephone poll to the neighbors pet. After sex, rarely does The Flying One behave in such a manner. Maybe this is the key. Maybe, perhaps after sex, The Flying One should parade around the neighborhood ranting and raving about his sexual performance.
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1 day 5 hours
I think if you compare winning a tournament to sex,i think it will be like premature ejaculation when you see your horse cross the finish line first.LOL
stevic11
2 hours 59 min
Daaka you know you left the door wide open
but I dont have the heart to say anything LMAO.
Next time buddy
1 sec
I'll remain quiet on this thread. LOL Too much.
57 min 35 sec
ATTACK!!!
4 min 19 sec
lol i never read anything ooo flying one, everything on this thread is a blank,
luck all
rose
8 min 55 sec
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20 min 36 sec
you've just given me a great idea for a new tv show. the 1st docu,drama,satire,sitcom,tragic,horror,sci-fi,mellodrama,fantasy, cartoon of it's kind.LoL!!
1 day 1 hour
I find it hard to believe that "the Puss" (Miss Kitty) provided you with your last general tournament win. You paid $40.00 for that piece of action.
16 min 15 sec
at all of this....Stan
Whaley's Stables
Home to some of the World's Finest Gin
"At Least Temporarily"
8 hours 44 min
Since the Flying one refers to himself in the third person, does that make it a threesome?
2 hours 59 min
Woody you arent making it easy for me to be quiet lmao
1 day 1 hour
Miss Kitty was a dude. The Flying One did get Miss Kitty to run at least for one tournament with huge results. "The Puss" proved to be a handful.
All kidding aside, I was hoping Daaks would get his money back from the claim. I think he may have come close to breaking even.
LOL @ geminii!
15 hours 1 min
My 'Flying' buddy.. nice thread!!! LOL
Hope you get to forfill your run around the neighborhood victory dance. My stable is in forced retirement due to lack of pts. (i.e. money). If I ever get back on my feet again, I have a horse name picked out in honor of your post!!!
Don
19 hours 32 min
"I find it hard to believe that "the Puss" (Miss Kitty) provided you with your last general tournament win." -Dahgee.
Umm..Hello !!!! last "general" tournament win ???? How about last tournament win period, green, blue, red, pink, you pick a color. Flyingdaaka hasn't won ANY tournament since that miracle run.
Had The Flying One not used TNT to blast open his wallet and clear out the cob webs and fork over the cake for claiming Miss Kitty, it would have been an even longer dry spell.
It's going to end soon, though. You can't keep a suave, charming, extremely handsome and talented trainer down for good. Victories are around the corner.
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HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I'm laughing so hard right now that it's better than sex!!!!!
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15 min 7 sec
...things were never the same.
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I can't stop laughing. Too funny. Very appropriate and right on.
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Maybe someone can help me out here. I can't seem to find a trainer by the name of Flyingdaaka in this top horse list. Yet this Daaka guy seems to think my horses are run in the wrong races??
http://www.horseracegame.com/community/leader_board/stats/horse_stats
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<<< Maybe someone can help me out here. I can't seem to find a trainer by the name of Flyingdaaka in this top horse list. >>> http://www.horseracegame.com/community/leader_board/stats/horse_stats
Sorry. Can't help. Tough assignment. LOL
15 min 7 sec
After over seven months of gut wrenching failures to win a BC Tournament Final, flyingdakka is in a BC Blue Tournament final and in second place on the leader board with his horse “Winning Daaka” and a good chance to break his dry spell by getting in the winners circle!
http://www.horseracegame.com/community/trainer-tournament/596455/blue-re...
Race Date : 03/17/2012 20:00:00
Oh but what will the flying one do if he wins? Will he disparage all his fellow competitors for not beating him as he did with Miss Kitty in her first and last BC Final victory? http://www.horseracegame.com/community/trainer-tournament/426538/when-yo... (Did Karma come and pluck his tail feathers?)
If he wins will he parade the neighborhood and scare everyone with his antics?! Or, oh no even worse, what will he do if his horse fails to win? Stay tuned for the suspenseful conclusion of this tournament final and all its anticipated, climatic (no pun intended) drama.
19 hours 32 min
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=monty%20python%20not%20dead%20yet...
4 min 16 sec
A Monty Python fan!!!!!?????
And One of my favorites scenes too.
It's ruined. RUINED I TELL YUHS.
I'm going to go puke.
1 day 1 hour
Here's hoping Daaks scores with this Blue Babe. Win or not, the "private mode" play will continue.
4 min 16 sec
I know his fans are pulling for the little guy.
lol
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If he does win this will be his reaction.
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4 min 16 sec
I Need A New Calender
15 min 8 sec
It was a gallant and strong effort from Winning Dakka in earning a second place finish, earning 19,720 points for her trainer. Fear not for the flying one has lots of stamina, resiliency, toughness and he always gets back up.
1 sec
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. ROFL!!!!!!!! Very true in Daakas case. It must be pick on Daaka night.
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15 min 8 sec
Holy Holy Dakka won a Green Tournament, earning its owner/trainer flyingdakka a BC Final Victory and 24,824 community points. Does this officially end the dry spell? Hey, where is the victory party? Dang, the only thing I hear is the crickets, its quieter and spookyer than the VIP Lounge. I'm getting out of here, anyway congrats on this enormous achievement. Now on to the Reds, Blues and someday.... the Generals!
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That green restricted win is quite a move up the ladder from his safe instas he stays in. Good job! well done mate!! Since last Sunday I have humbly won 3 general tours.
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8 weeks 3 days
I will get my Flying Daaka Stuttering Stan 2yr old racing soon StuttteringDaaaaka thanks for the juice Daaka