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So THIS is why he is so popular with the ladies.

Then wouldnt Flyingdikka be a more appropriate name? :)

then, spit up my coffee all over my computer, monitor and keyboard. LMFAO Too funny.

Im sorry, I meant Flyinglikka.

Wow Kingsport how did you get a hold of a video of Daaka
spewing all the misleading crap he spews on the forum.
I always knew thats what he looked like Ba hahahahahahahahahaha

Wow Kingsport how did you get a hold of a video of Daaka
spewing all the misleading crap he spews on the forum.
I always knew thats what he looked like Ba hahahahahahahahahaha

That may be what flyingdaaka looks like, but Geminii you look like the other end of the horse.

Sif

just all get along ????....Stan

Whaley's Stables
Home to some of the World's Finest Gin
"At Least Temporarily"

there you go siffless
getting into a fight thats not yours just like the frog you are
start it then you run you must either be the flying fools daughter or your like 15
werent you taught that when the grown ups are talking the children need to be quiet.
I also notice fool that you only have something to say to me thats because you fear me.
And stan to your point we should all get along but this is between me and the flying maroon
klondike kat here just felt he needed to get into it. Guess he is just another big mouth idiot

loved the video, lol
good luck rose

>>>werent you taught that when the grown ups are talking the children need to be quiet.>>>

This common sense statement could be used not only for Sniffles(I mean siffer) It also fits perfectly for Daaka.

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<<< werent you taught that when the grown ups are talking the children need to be quiet.>>>

<<< This common sense statement could be used not only for Sniffles(I mean siffer) It also fits perfectly for Daaka.>>>

In reference to one of the players mentoned, the name, Daaka rings a bell. Yes, I find myself in total agreement. LOL

i agree with you, whaley, im not even going to say anything!
(funny video, though, kingsport)

where is daaka, anyway???
trackatsunrise

The 2 of them and a few others are like 5th grades
but hell they arent my kids ba hahahahahahahaha

nice

now who's acting like a 5th grader??? (no offense to any kids reading this)

trackatsunrise

like it track dont read it
arent you the guy who started a war in this forum a few months back
bringing religion into it . guess you didnt learn from that. You must be another daaka puppet

no, daaka's bitten my head off too!

trackatsunrise

you mind your bussiness if your not gonna protect him
this goes way back with me and daaka

with me and the forums, seed planting, misleader and troublemaker.

thats what I dont understand he has been doing it for years and these
people come to his aid they have no idea how vile and what a loud mouth he is
but they will come after me what a joke. I guess they dont know any better cause he hasnt gotten on them yet they will learn. And billy bucks trust me I shoot it back just as good as you so your statement flying dumbdumb holds no ground that im trying to get ya back cause the way I see it I already have

I say we sign him to a long term contract so we can keep him here at HRF. This contract will be the same as the one he signed before which includes annoying as many people as possible, being a cheap prick, and not having a competitive stable. LOL

Ya know JB come to think of it your right
nothing has changed and it is getting to be old hat and a waste of time
I really think he does it cause he trys to get ya away from your game so maybe he will have a shot at winning a general tournement someday ba hahahahahahahaha

Gemini, would like some cheese with your whine ????
Fear not, Gemini, Flyingdaaka has some extra kleenex tissues for you.
Do you stomp your feet on the ground as you are typing your threads ???

BAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAHAAA !!!!!!

LOL, Jbcri pretty much nailed Flyingdaaka. But remember, Flyingdaaka only annoys those who annoy.
Hey, sorry, Flyingdaaka has made some past mistakes, and has now become......cautiously frugal....not a "cheap prick".

Daaka you only made one mistake in your life
And its still hasn't fixed it self yet ba hahahahahahahaha
And your right your not cheap you were just born a gelding.
Btw Your a waste of time and a waste of space. So you continue to be the HRF court jester
cause that all your good on this site. Later fool

great to see daaka is having some success in restricted tournies with (pass the doc) one of my old runners... but i guess im still one of the biggest misleaders of the game....says the flying one....smiles

Nice to see you showed up to your very own bashing party courtesy of Kingsport. The way you run my name through the mud on how I place my horses, is the reason for your very own thread. Since you can dish it, make sure you can take it.

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How does that song go? Something like ' Love is in the air"?

Something I found a while back. It's pretty funny. I have seen each and every one of these types on here and still do on a daily basis.

Be honest and you'll see yourself described in one of these types. I know which one I am.

Type I : Oblivious
The oblivious asshole can display the behavior of any other kind of asshole, however, he does not realize he is an asshole. When confronted by his victims, he will often act innocent. This is not an act. It is, then, important to make this type of asshole aware of his behavior, so he may take control of his assholery and put it to some productive use. He usually has buck teeth and freckles.

Type II : Arrogant
This asshole thinks he God’s great gift to man. He is the man, as it were. Heaven forbid this asshole attain power, for you will tremble under his mighty ban hammer. Anything that this asshole perceives as a threat to his superiority will be attacked. Under no conditions should this asshole be engaged in debates, he’ll bust a cap in your ass so fast you’ll think you’re back in the hood with all your hos.

Type III : Expert
The expert read a book about something and now she thinks she knows everything there is to know about it. So sure of herself, so terribly mistaken. These assholes should be mowed down. Or stabbed with their own bayonets.

Type IV : Sadistic
The sadistic asshole only wants to hurt you. He derives pleasure from your pain. He is the master, you are his bitch, and he hates you. Tear down his systematic government oppression. Stand up for your rights, and assassinate this fucker like Lincoln in a theater.

Type V : Amused
This asshole often shows the behavior of other types of asshole. What is different about the amused asshole is that he is not an asshole to be mean or because of deep rooted psychological issues, such as a penis-size inferiority complex. He is an asshole because it’s funny. He likes to make other people laugh. If you’re his victim, don’t take it personally. He’ll probably end up liking you if you take it in stride. Sometimes, he’s the only one laughing. Throw him a pity chuckle now and then; he lives for it. But don’t let your guard down. If the amused asshole sees a chance, he will exploit it. He will turn on you in an instant, for the lulz.

Type VI : Pedantic
The pedantic asshole does not care what you said, just that you said it wrong. They know the difference between there they’re and their, and they aint fraid to tell you how fucked up your English is, never mind the fact that they couldn’t have corrected you if they hadn’t known what you meant anyway. This asshole is best ignored, as they add nothing to a conversation. Except assholery.

Type VII : Literalist
This asshole does not understand metaphor or abstraction or anything that makes life remotely fun. The deeper meanings of things are lost on this asshole, so don’t bother. They are lost in a world of confusion every time you try and make a philosophical point. She does not engage in hypotheticals nor does she read Tolkien. Cause, like, elves aren’t real.

Type VIII : Apathetic
The apathetic asshole just doesn’t give a shit, so why should I give any of my shit about them?

Type IX : Emo
Waa waa waa. You’ve heard the emo asshole. They have problems, and they want your help, and no one has ever been dumped / had a cat die, so wouldn’t you just shutup and pay attention to her, your brilliant solution to world hunger can wait. This asshole needs to go cry in a corner.

Type X : British
The British asshole is not necessarily British. British is just a handy label because British people happen to be particularly adept at their brand of assholery. The British asshole is a patriot to his core. Every country sucks but his, his society is the pinnacle of human achievement. The British asshole thinks French people smell and calls all Americans burger boys. Remember, Patriotism is the idea that your country is better because you were born in it. It’s not. It’s actually worse.

Type XI : Victim
Assault the victim at your own risk. He takes everything personally, and he’s probably friends with the admins. You could be having a normal discussion about midgets in clown makeup and he’ll barge in and tell you how awful you are because his mother was raped by a diseased midget and turned into a clown. How the fuck was I supposed to know that? Fuck you, now I’m going to pick on you even more because I know it’ll make you cry.

Oh, and Racodo, the song you're thinking of is Lick My Love Pump by Spinal Tap.

So if someone had traits of both 6 and 7, would he then be a Pedalist?

*clicks play*

*watches*

*falls off chair*

ROFL

this is probably one of the most entertaining post I have read.

Glad you liked the posts. This thread is very entertaining and so is The Flying Mouth Daaka. LOL

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very funny lol

I couldn't let this thread slip too far down. It is funny to see Daaka smacking his lips all the time isn't it?? LOL

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