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Looking forward to this one. I think my little miss bootylicious may be outta her league.

What?
Serena's got junk in the trunk, don't y'all act like you didn't know.

She cant fit her junk in Satin Shorts.

I would love nothing more than to be a player in this tourney. There are other horses out there that are much better than anything I could enter. If there is a spot left when the tourney is about to start, I'm there.

I guess we're gonna find out if it'll fit. LOL
Her junk's gonna be in the Blues, if she embarrasses her trainer.

Jump on in there, Dahghee, there's no discrimnation.

Satin Shorts reminds me of the Monmouth announcer who called the race yesterday with Mywifeknowseverything and Thewifedoesntknow.

He said the previous most memorable race he called was one where he had to announce that a horse named Silky's Nuts had to be scratched.

source: www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/101379244.html

They played the stretch call on Morning Joe, it was hilarious.

There are children here, ya know?
:-)

I honestly think it's gonna come down to Probably Late and Satin Shorts in this one, gonna be a fun one to be in!!

Hey HRF. You want more FN's bred. Instead of the VIP bonus which is not very enticing, how about a 30 minute free breeding spree if winner of certain tournaments is an FN?

They were showing the stretch battle between those 2 horses on ESPN yesterday.

Vas. Right now I'm going to wait. No need to take a spot from a more deserving trainer or horse. It's a great field of horses!

I did manage to get a win against Stark Reality in the Gone Baby Gone Tournament, but in the final, Stark Reality was nothing short of sensational. She humbled a field that included Ruff Lady, and won it by 8 lengths going away.

If it fills, great! I'm willing to watch the races trackside, but if it doesn't, I'm ready to take on the big boys with my...uh...horse?

But like Tyolds, said, in my defense, "It was on the TV"

So TV sanctifies our language?! What kind of society are we?

(Frostbite back pedals as fast as she can, spraining an ankle in the process)

You are a worthy sparring partner, dude!

But now I have to take my nap.

http://www.horseracegame.com/community/trainer-tournament/272233/kings-a...

Flyingdaaka believes Stark Reality is the winner. Serena Williams second and Satin Shorts 3rd. Whoever wins this tournament will receive Flyingdaaka's shed vote for life. And it should receive several others from you people. The winner of this tournament deserves to be in the shed, unless one of xrays0 phantom 2 horses pulls off the miracle of the century and takes it.

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Good Luck in this one, all trainers and bettors.
It's going to be a great tourney.
Get your Challenge Buddy points ready.
LOL!

Good Lord.

Probably Late breaks stablemate Cominatcha's track record romping by 10 lengths

http://www.horseracegame.com/community/races/25689

My horse is in an ice bath right now. Thanks. Congrats Chris.

What a performance! Wow, just WOW!

Serena is scared shirtless!
LOL!
Probably Late was eased and still killed the record.......yikes!

GOOD LORD

Scary ain't it Mojo?
LOL

I've had to watch it three times to make sure I saw it right. The move to the front was just astounding.

That was impressive!

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May they all come home safely!!!

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Is it too late for Flyingdaaka to change his prediction ????
Probably.
Probably late.
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Thanks Guys :)

Chris are you spiking his water bucket with the jet fuel
again Congrats buddy

That is one impressive horse.well done.

stevic11

holY @#$% , PLEASE BOUNCE

That horse of yours is some kind of mutant. Just remarkable! Congrats! A 145 SR for that race? Amazing! I'm not use to seeing numbers like that. Hats off to Birdzilla (Believe You Me) and Headie (Ruff Lady) for hanging in for second and third.

On a side note... My horse will never be the same after this tourney. This is the first of three brutal beat downs she'll have to try to recover from.

When has that horse ever been late?
Dang, Chris, you don't have to totally embarrass your friends. LOL!

Congrats Mate, It's obvious Probably Late is the Fastest Horse in the game right now.
Would've been a great match-up between Lord Outstanding , in her prime, and Probably Late.

Keep smashing records !
I won't be Late breeding with that horse. LOL!

Yes, congrats again Chris. Can I please borrow your jockey, because mine SUCKS!

Although Probably Late is the Class of a Classy field, the battle for second place is another story.
I have a problem with the weight difference for older horses, but I will honor the cease-fire agreement. LMAO!
I just hope, Jaycat, gets this final! Whether I make it or not, looks like it might just be the 3 yos!

Sleepers, what are you doing Buddy? Did you have to find your horse's groove in THIS tourney? LOL
Good Job, my friend!

Rac's horse Pay the Vig, should have won the Trust the Move Tourney. But, Pay the Vig's jockey thought he would run the horse three wide in the 9 furlong final. Racodo's jockey left me enough room to slip inside along the rail and get the win.

Kick a man when hes down. lol

But God help the handicapper who gets that race. I'm going to start Praying for him/her right now. They are going to look like the apple in my avatar afterwards. Whoever wins!
And I'll start getting the cross ready in case "you know who" gets it.

~~ 8/26/2010 Apple Award Winner ~~

Well done Chris that is some horse you have there.

stevic11

This horse proves you don't have to have a 130 or 140+ bsr horse to have a monster sometimes that number can be dead wrong lol... a 127 posting 140+ speed ratings on fast dirt :) Vasdef...I invited Brian Via pm to bring Lord Oustanding to this tournament but never heard back from him...would have been great to take her on.

When Richard was putting that Big Classic together, Brian told me he wasn't running LO on fast dirt anymore.
I can respect that, LO already proved her versatility.
But Chris, please send notification when you're going to enter your freak of nature.
LOL!
I want to see Probably Late and Kontroll Freak go at it.
But let's not count out the 4yos in this one yet, Probably Late is due for a clunker, I hope. LMAO!
Just kidding!

Well lets see. Probably Late top weight and everybody else as low as they can go. Well its only fair since all my horses carry the most weight ever going 11.5 slop and 15 turf hard. LOL

Cmon lets see if this monster can carry top weight and everybody else lowest weight possible. HAHA

FASCIST IDEA! You might as well hit the horse with a club! Hahahaha! Cruel and unusual punishment, JB! But some of us are S&Mers! LOL!

JB, you won the effin race. What are you still complaining about? Damn it, complaining when you lose is merely pathetic. Complaining even when you win, well.... there's not even a word for it. I'm finished babying you people.

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My horse was called a monster, if Chris horse is not considered a monster than what is? Thank you.....Punch the MAX weight button and release the weight button for all the other horses.

I think it's time!!!

Was that supposed to be me? I LOVE it!

By the way, I don't think it's fair that I should be carrying more weight too. And what's this BS about my horses always starting from the gate? At a FULL STOP! I think I should be able to get a head start on all races. It's not FAAAAAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I'm going to hold my breath now till I turn blue, I'm going to stamp my shoe, I'm going to bite my pillow. You'll see! You'll ALL see!!!!!!!!!!!
You big poopyheads!

~~ 8/26/2010 Apple Award Winner ~~

7 Probably Late 3/M L bhdcwt1 122 5 (8) 3/4 L (8) 1 1/2 L (5) Neck (1) 3/4 L (1) 5 3/4 L 1:44.66 145.00
4 Believe You Me 3/F L birdzilla 119 14 (10) Neck (11) (11) (5) Nose (2) 1 1/4 L 1:45.63 134.30

PL 122lbs SR145
BM 119lbs SR134

Match Race Weights

PL 122lbs
BM 116lbs

But what if I'm using long division? Do I carry the 4 over the 7, or do I duduct the integer from the hypotenuse?

~~ 8/26/2010 Apple Award Winner ~~

think you should worry about it. I heard there bringing back a guest handicapper from retirement to handicap this race. Dont tell anybody but I heard Sisterhorse was getting the honors. Keeps this secret on the down low.