Racing fans, you could be addicted to horses and horse racing and not even know it! Join Horse-aholics-Anonymous, get treatment!

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Racing fans, you could be addicted to horses and horse racing and not even know it! Join Horse-aholics-Anonymous, get treatment!You could be sitting there thinking that you are fine, that you don't really need any help. All of us have been there. It is not easy to realize that you are in desperate need of Horse-aholics-Anonymous, and even harder to bring yourself to a HAA meeting for help. HAA is here to assist you. I have some questions to ask to try to determine if you can be helped. Keep calm, because we are here to help you in your time of confusion. What's even greater is that we at Horse Racing Fantasy have the perfect cure for you afflictions and addictions! Read on.

After you reach into the mailbox, is your mail made up primarily of breed magazines and horse catalogs?
Do your shirt pockets often contain bits of feed, hay, and empty syringe covers?
Do you worry about paying your monthly horse feed bill before you think of paying your electric bill?
When you meet a person, do you ask how many horses they have, and take pity on them if the answer is none?
Do you remember the name of a great-great-great grandsire when you can't remember your own great- grandfather's name?
Is your biggest dream in life to breed the perfect foal?
Do you find non-horse people uninteresting?
Does over 95% of the email you get concern horses?
Do you have a collection of bits even larger than your collection of horses?
Does your halter collection include more than three foal halters, all the same size?
Do you know more than five people this list fits exactly?
Can you say the word 'sheath' in public without blushing?
Do you know precisely what the word 'snaffle' means?
Do you drive a truck with some type of towing package or dual rear wheel when everyone else you know drives a real car, like a station wagon?
Do you have more than one type of trailer because of the horses you own?
Do you spend your holidays going to shows, sales, clinics, and auctions when everyone else goes on cruises?
Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make a board-certified doctor leave out of disgust?
Do you consider formal wear clean jeans and neatly scraped boots?
Does the inside of your home look like your interior decorator is Tom Smith, trainer of Seabiscuit?
Does your front porch often feature barn boots?

If you answered YES to three of these questions, you are in pretty good shape. You will lead a long, dull life, and never call your mother and tell her "I'm in the hospital, but everything is fine! The horse is OK."

If you answered Yes to 10, you are in serious trouble. Give in gracefully, and become a member of Horse-Addicted Anonymous now... You will qualify sooner or later, anyway.

If you answered Yes to 15 or more, you are incurable.

My advice to those who, like me, are incurable is very simple:

Give up, already! You're addicted and that's that! And with the Triple Crown series coming up soon, it's only going to get worse for you. There is no turning back! All you have to do is get your fix each day, and the best way to do that is to play our fantastic online racing game. Start by visiting our Horse Racing Store and you'll be on your way!

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