Horse Racing Fantasy Community

At school, the only papers that you write are on horses.
The cute fella standing next to the trailer doesn't grab your attention, but horse inside the trailer does.
The stall your horse lives in is cleaner than your house, and you like it that way.
Your whole life revolves around horse practice and shows, and you deny it when people tell you that you have no social life.
Horse magazines are the only reading material found anywhere in your house.
To stop your dog your first command is, "Whoa!"
You can't afford that saddle, yet you get it anyway!
Your show shirt ran you $250 and you thought nothing of it, but you're outraged to pay more than twenty buck for jeans.
The shoes your horse has outnumber yours ten to one, at least.
Your hat and boots are essential, and not fashion statements.
A $2 ribbon won at a horse show is worth the $400 entry fee.
Even though you've never been on a plane, you still rack up a lot of frequent flyer miles!
When you're faced with a problem, your first solution is always hay twine.
Your only hats are a Stetson and a riding helmet.
You know your horse's family tree going back ten generations, but can't trace your own more than two.
You are the one stealing all the socks for tail bags The socks for the tail bags are being stolen....by you!
Your instinctive reaction to make any living thing move is to cluck, over and over.
You're a man, and yet you have enough bobby-pins to make a beautician jealous.
You're teenage girl, but your father gets mad when you show attention to a horse and tells you to find yourself a boyfriend.
You have favorite wheelbarrows, shovels and pitchforks You have names for every single one of your pitchforks, shovels, and wheelbarrows.
Only your best clothes don't have horse hair on them.