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A distinguished group of scientists sat around drinking coffee one day (even scientists aren't able to think in the morning without caffeine!) and came up with the unsurprising conclusion that we human beings are the most intelligent species, that we are far more advanced in brain power to all of the earth's other creatures. Accordingly, my unscientific, sentimental mind got to pondering one day about what the world could or might be like if we thought and/or acted more like our horses. Here is some of what I came up with:

That as a matter of routine, the ladies would sit at the kitchen table when our new magazines came and pick out our men from afar. These stallions would be only the best that were allowed to reproduce- good looking, intelligent, athletic, healthy and excel in a particular discipline. All others would be gelded. No exceptions.

And since we would all be thinking and like horses, the ladies could pick out a different guy every single year without earning a bad reputation!

We would be free to roam around all day and graze, nap, enjoy the outdoors, and socialize with our buddies as pretty pasture ornaments with everything taken care of by somebody else!

Fat would be considered desirable and demonstrate that we are easy keepers.

That we should be waited on hand and hoof with our rooms cleaned, and an all you can eat buffet before us everyday.

That we would get brand new shoes and a pedicure every five to six weeks and our hair done everyday, with someone else footing the bill.

That we should be driven around when we need to go somewhere in an expensive car designed just for us, and one that had plenty of food in front of us while we are in transit.

Once our kids are weaned they can't, and wouldn't want to, ever move back home.

That we should have better clothes, grooming supplies, living conditions and medical care than the people that take care of us.