Horse Racing Joke of the Day - May 19

horsingaround's picture

Joke #1 -

A horse walked up to the racetrack betting window and plopped his money down. "I want to bet fifty pounds on myself to win the fifth race," said the horse. "I don't believe it!" said the astonished clerk. "You don't believe what?", said the horse, "That I can talk?" "No", replied the clerk, "You don't stand a chance of winning the fifth race.

Joke #2 -

A young boy told his mother that his father had taken him to the zoo. The mother couldn't believe it. She said, "Your father has never taken anyone to the zoo in his whole life." The boy said, "He did, and one of the animals paid fifty dollars!"

Comments

playalikeit's picture

LOL

Pretty good playa.

lugged76's picture

Not bad...

...not bad at all!

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