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Which of the following horses would you consider to be the bravest under the following racing scenarios?
A front runner who goes to the lead early and holds off the charge of a fast closer.
25%
A horse that sits off the pace and pushes himself through a small opening between the two leading horses to win.
14%
The thoroughbred that is dead-last and makes the big run around the final turn and wins flying on the outside.
14%
Any one of the three choices above depending upon how the rest of the race sets up helping him to win.
47%
Total votes: 51
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Horse Racing Joke of the Day - April 2
Did you hear about the guy who went to the races and while there he observed a Roman Catholic priest who went over to a horse and sprinkled it with holy water. The horse went on to win the race, streaking ahead of the opposition. Before the next race he saw the priest go over to another horse and sprinkle it with holy water. Like the first horse it went on to win its race.
The guy said to himself that if the priest sprinkles another horse with holy water I am going to bet every penny I have on that horse. Sure enough, the priest went over to another horse and sprinkled it with holy water. So the guy went to a bookie and bet every penny he had on this horse.
Then the race started and the horse that the priest sprinkled with holy water dropped dead about 100 yards after the start of the race.
The guy was devastated. So he went over to the priest and said, "What's going on here? The last two horses you sprinkled with holy water went on to win their races, and this last one you sprinkled dropped dead after only 100 yards. I had put every penny I had on it's nose!"
The priest replied, "You're not Roman Catholic, are you?" The guy admitted that he was not and asked, "But, how do you know that?"
The priest said, "Because you don't know the difference between giving a blessing and administering the last rights."
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Ha ha!
That's a good one! I'm always on the lookout for jokes to tell my buddies at the track and that was a new one. Thanks!
Funny
That's a funny one. I think I remember hearing it a long time ago...maybe from my brother or a friend or something. But I didn't remember all of it - it's funny to hear it again.
I'm hip
And I'm not a copper.
LOL
Good stuff. Did you hear about the Jewish horse?
He won by a nose LOL
LOL
That's a good one! The Jewish joke is good too. I'm Jewish and indeed I have a huge schnoz ;---)
Good stuff
Keep the jokes coming! Always good for a laugh or three
Funny stuff
Good one! I think that's my favorite so far!